THE I HATE BILLY CLERY PAGE
THIS MONTH'S RECIPIENT OF A PAGEFULL OF HATERED FROM BLUES FANS IS THE WESTLIFE WANNABE REFEREE ALAN "what a haircut" KELLY.
UNLIKE SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO GRACE THIS PAGE ALAN IS EASILY RECOGNISED AS THE MAN WHO GAVE THREE, YES THREE!
PENALTIES AGAINST THE BLUES IN A RECENT LOSS AGAINST LIMERICK. SOME THINK THAT HE MAY BE THE CAUSE OF THIS OUR ONLY HOME
DEFEAT SO FAR AND IN A WAY THEY ARE RIGHT. IN FACT THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THEY ARE RIGHT.
TO BE FAIR TO THE BOY HE IS ONLY FOLLOWING IN THE TRADITION OF SUCH REFEREE'S AS THE GREAT AIDAN O' REAGAN, WHO WE SEEM TO HAVE
AVOIDED THIS SEASON IN THE FIRST DIVISION. SO I SUPPOSE WE HAVE SOMETHING TO THANK FLANAGAN FOR. BUT ON THIS PAGE WE ARE ANYTHING
BUT FAIR, AND TO ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT ONE PAGE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS PRAT DON'T WORRY. HE GOT HIS FAIR SHARE OF ABUSE AT THE
RECENT GAME AWAY AT HOME FARM WITH ONE OF THE BEST CHANTS EVER TO BE HEARD HURLED AT HIM DURING THE GAME.UNFORTUNATELY THAT CHANT
IS JUST UNPRINTABLE EVEN IN "BTID".
WHAT MAKES IT WORSE THOUGH IS HIS ATTITUDE HE SEEMS TO THRIVE ON ABUSE BECAUSE ANY TIME HE GIVES A DECISION AGAINST THE BLUES HE
HAS A SMILE AT THE FANS, A PRACTISE WHICH IS REPEATED AFTER THE MATCH. THE BLUE ARMY HAD TO STICK AIDAN O'REAGAN FOR SO LONG
BECAUSE OF THE WAY THE REFEREE'S ARE PLACED i.e. SAME REF FOR A CERTAIN AREA, BUT IF WE HAVE TO STICK AAALAAN FOR AS LONG AS WE
DID AIDAN IT IS A DISGRACE. THE TEAMS HAVE TO TRAVEL SO WHY NOT THE REFEREE'S? BASICALLY THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN SAY ONLY "WE HATE
YOU ALAN WE DO"
NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE LOOKING AT THE TITLE WITH ASTONISHED EYES (YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ISSUE#2) WE HAVEN'T
LET OUR GOOD PAL BILL GET OFF LIGHTLY. HE WAS RECENTLY FINED BY HIS CLUB GALWAY BUT REFUSED TO PAY THE FINE AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY
DROPPED THE FINE WAS TO THE TUNE OF ABOUT £100 AND THE RUMOUR IS THAT WHEN BILLY "5th minute of added-time" CLERY EVENTUALLY WAS
FORCED TO PAY THE FINE HE DECIDED LIKE THE FOOL THAT HE IS TO TRY AND GET ANOTHER MENTION ON THIS PAGE BY PAYING TO WHOLE FINE IN
POUND COINS."NICE ONE BILLY"
IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY PLAYER OFFICIAL OR ANY PERSON (BILLY CLERY INCLUDED) WHO YOU FEEL BELONGS ON THIS PAGE ALONGSIDE BILLY CLERY
AND NOW ALAN KELLY THEN SEND IT TO US AT OUR E-MAIL ADDRESS.
btid@oceanfree.net
(And remember "we hate you Billy we do,"!!!!!!!)
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